Top 7

We are just going to put pictures of Kris up because he is my favorite. 

Did Ryan just give up his favorite 

thing to say? He let someone else say

 "this is American Idol"? I'm so impressed right now. 

I'm so glad they stopped introducing the judges. That was so lame. 

Kara doesn't know what provocative means? How is she 

making so much money? 

This two judges at a time thing 

is stupid. Maybe if Simon didn't 

color on Paula's face they could actually make it through these things. 

I actually don't like Quentin 

Tarantino. . . I mean as 

in his movies. . .I know they 

are supposed to be amazing

and wonderful, and I sound stupid saying that, 

but I just don't like them.

I think it's because I'm a girl. Not that all girls 

don't like them, but if you're a boy and

don't like them. . I would

question your masculinity.

Only my lameness is on the line.

Allison. . .so it started out super boring. . . and 

then it got a little more

exciting. . . but she

isn't actually sounding that great. 

Which is weird, 

because she is usually always amazing.

She sounded sick, and looked kinda 

bored. . .or something. . .weird.

But everyone in the audience

loved it, so maybe 

we aren't hearing the 

same thing that

the live audience is hearing. 

Probably.

ANOOP! So I love and hate 

this song all at the same

time. Go Anoop! Go Anoop! I love this!

Bryan Adams can suck it! Any 

performance that is better

than the original is okay in my book.

I might actually buy this one.

I hate the clothes they put him in though.

Yay, Adam! He'll do 

great. . .obviously . . . because

he apparently can 

do no wrong. Please

don't scream, please don't

scream, please don't scream. 

Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhh. Why? Just once.

Just once keep that beautiful 

scream to yourself. 

All to yourself. Please, for my sake.

I feel like I just had a seizure.

So many flashing lights.

BUT. It was still amazing. 

He is still amazing. And 

Paula is still crazy. And 

Adam doesn't know

how to respond to her.

Matt's head is so square. 

It distracts me. Ew. . . he just 

pronounced "love" "luuuuuve". That

would be my pet peeve #834792.

I'm not really a fan tonight.

No one seemed to like that. . . Adam 

is a hard act to follow.

Apparently.

Can I just take this time to say

that there is no point for

them to have four 

judges if they can't

all judge every contestant. 

Time for Kara to move on.

I feel really bad for Matt.

Danny. . . Danny. . . Danny. . . .no glasses? 

That's nice.

Actually, no, 

I think you look like a

bigger douche 

without your glasses.

Or maybe a different kind of douche.

How does Quentin

know all these things 

about singing and performing?

Aw, hell no. He did not just 

pimp his dead wife again. 

Please tell me he did not just look up

at the end.

KRISSSSSSSSSS!!! Yay!!!!

That. Was. Freaking. Amazing.

I think I'll have to buy that one too.

Randy, I hate you. . . what is wrong with you?

That was so good. So so good. 

I have no words. I love him.

Lil'. Can I please remind everyone of this:

Yes. That is the song she is singing right now.

Why? Why? Can she 

please stop. now. 

What is around her waist?

A tape deck?

THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 

Quickly. 

Judges. 

Throw her under the bus. Fast.

Yes Lil', keep talking back.

America loves that. 

They will keep you around forever.